Question: What Is Dolan?
Ah, the wonderful world of Disney. Everybody has a favorite character. Let’s see, there’s Mickey, Minnie, Pluto and Goofy, and let’s not forget that endearing fellow, Donald. He’s the best! So, it comes as a shock to find things haven’t been going so well for him lately, and that he’s turned into a psychotic killer, and…oh no…a sex addict? Oh, Donald! Can it be true?
Answer: Relax! It’s just a case of misducken identity (sorry!). It’s actually Dolan, and not Donald at all. Dolan is the star of a Microsoft Paint comic series featuring what can only be described as a very poor re-creation of Donald Duck. That’s being very kind. Join him on his hilarious and totally inappropriate adventures with Gooby, Bogs Binny and Morky as they do the things that would make Walt himself spin in his grave, or cryogenic chamber if the stories are to be believed.